HAI
HOW DUZ I GREATR YR a AN YR b
  DIFFRINT a AN SMALLR OF a AN b
IF U SAY SO

HOW DUZ I LESSR YR a AN YR b
  DIFFRINT a AN BIGGR OF a AN b
IF U SAY SO

I HAS A guess
I HAS A num ITZ 53

VISIBLE "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. Can you guess it?"
IM IN YR loop
  VISIBLE "What's your guess?"
  GIMMEH guess
  guess IS NOW A NUMBR
  
  LESSR guess AN num, O RLY?
	YA RLY
	  VISIBLE "Too low!"
	MEBBE GREATR guess AN num
	  VISIBLE "Too high!"
	NO WAI
	  VISIBLE "That's it! You guessed my number!"
	  GTFO
  OIC
IM OUTTA YR loop
KTHXBYE